On the first day of Christmas...

I got too drunk to go to church...I'm definitely not on god's good list now  =(

 

Christmas quotes:

 

“Maybe we shouldn’t go for mass tonight. It’s Christmas and with all these terrorists running about….you don’t wanna tempt fate.” ~ Dad

I swear I was so surprised he didn’t burst into flames when he stepped into church.

 

“Justin Timber ‘Tasik’!” ~ Lainey and Lauren

I should stay closer to saner people.

 

“Yeah Baby!” ~ Justin Timber ‘Tasik’

My only contribution to the karaoke session

 

“This is my sister. She is #4 prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan” ~ Borat

Can’t believed we started watching Borat after listening to Christmas carols the whole night

 

“Eh, can you help me toast my ‘walnuts’?” ~ Yoong Yue

I don’t think I wanna elaborate any further on this one…

 

“Is the Christmas ham fattening?” ~ Lainey

Nope. Absolutely no calories in that. Seriously. As lean as the celery sticks you chewed on the whole night.

 

“That is the smell of RM1,200 of ham” Lauren

Thank god I didn’t get into yue’s car

 

No quotes from the party over at Tropicana. Can’t possibly articulate the chaos that was from 1 – 5am. Suffice to say that I will always remember how Barry tried to be a penguin, Faizal mimicking Travolta, Yu Jin getting it down with the Village People and all that karaoke action…lol

 

Now we wait for new year’s eve…

 

"A man who fears nothing loves nothing, and when you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?" ~ Sean Connery from First Knight

 

James Brown ~ Sex Machine (in honour of the godfather of soul...)