3 Step Rule to Getting Married and Having A Baby Girl

Okie so this is getting a lil weird and freaky. After not hearing from her since I left London she messages me and we get in touch again and the very first thing she tells me is that she’s married and is expecting a baby girl in January. And I must be one of the last  to find out about this too.

 

Oh yeah okie, so I skipped ahead past the typical pleasantries of how are you doing? What have you been up to? Yada yada yada. This makes it 2 now which have somehow ended up married and expecting within 4 years of well the end of a “relationship”-  that’s if you can even call it that which I don’t consider it to be. 1^st one was when I was 15 and even though it was for about a year on-and-off, I seriously doubt you can consider anything at that age a substantial relationship. More of like a first foray into some new unknown territory and getting your feet wet. Things in between then and #2 were more of short term encounters of the other kind. Then again come to think of it #2 was pretty much like that. Hmmm, but I guess there was more of an impact in #2 compared to others prior hence a spot on the list. Lol MW please don’t kick my ass if you should stumble upon this lil ol blog of mine. Honestly speaking, think #3 was about the only proper (lol proper prolly isn’t the most accurate definition tho) relationship, which ended oh sometime last April.

 

It’s a lil strange. I mean I’m honestly happy for them (albeit a lil freaked by the occurrence of it all) and I wish them the best sincerely. Still feels a lil strange to me somewhat. If the last one gets married and expects a baby girl (oh yeah I really don’t know why it’s been a girl for both of them, must be just a matter of coincidence) within the next 4 years that would make it 3 out of 3. And if that does happen here’s what I have to say bout that:

 

3 Step Rule for a Lady if she wants to get married and have a baby girl:

 

Step #1: Go out/hook up with Justin for a short period or any period of time to be honest and be considered, in a very loose interpretation, as being in a relationship.

 

Step #2: Dump Justin’s ass and go see someone else almost immediately.

 

Step #3: Wait 3 – 4 years and you should be happily married and full on preggo with a baby girl.

 

So here’s the deal. In 3 – 4 years time if it turns out to be a strike out, ie 3/3 ie 100% success rate on my hypothesis. I’ll be willing to date any girl for a week or less just so you can put this into practice and meet the guy you wanna marry and father your first daughter. Generosity at its ironic/cynical best…

 

Btw if you’re reading this MJ and MW ya know I’m kidding and everything’s cool. And it’s definitely coincidental more than anything else. Wish you two all the best with the new family.

 

MJ> Have not heard from you in years and have no idea what’s going on. Drop me a line one of these days. Do coffee or something?

 

MW> If you do make that trip down to Singapore we should try and catch up then. Or else I guess I’ll see ya when I get back to London k? And bring the lil rugrat along so I can see if she’s just like mommy =)

"Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another." ~ Marquis de Condorcet

 

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