Purgatory is but a step away...

A list of thing’s I have noticed over the past 3 months:

 

1. I’m a closet menthol smoker. I supposedly only smoke lights but whenever I have the chance (which equates to me not dishing out cash for unless forced to) I will smoke menthols instead. That’s fine with me…
2. That the girls prancing around the office lobby in tight red dresses after 6pm are actually Marlboro ciggie girls working at Philip Morris. Well eye candy is always appreciated I guess...
3. The loud dance music that I hear in the office lobby after 6pm is not coming from some secret club on some obscure floor where I don’t have access to and where those girls in red are going to/coming from but rather is from the aunties all at their exercise classes at Philip Wain. Bummer...
4. The chak-fan guy in the van outside my building at lunch time is actually a vegetarian only store and that the char siew I’ve been buying is actually tofu! Damn, I thought it was pretty good char siew too…feel cheated. Want meat...
5. Cynna is so not my scene. Not into house/garage kinda music and the crowd, well I don’t know but it aint someplace I’m comfortable at. Never really liked heritage row anyway…
6. Yoong Yue has tonnes of hot friends. Yoong Yue is officially my new best friend lol…oh plus he hardly drinks and can drive us all back safely anytime of the day.
7. I can understand now why people wanna modify their cars into obscenely gross moving things on the road cause I drive a proper Jap car now. I wanna be a dumbass “racer” boy with loud boom boom speakers and stupid bodykits…lol well okie it was just a 5 minute notion I won’t entertain…maybe *shrug*
8. You can actually see the curvature of boobies in a female chest x-ray. Lol WHAT? It’s not like I see a female chest x-ray everyday yeah! :P *shall not mention names*
9. Going to Alexis every Sunday for brunch/tea is becoming an expensive habit to maintain and my bank account is suffering...
   
   Which brings me to my last finding...
   
10. I am increasingly becoming more random than ever and it's starting to worry me. I didn't mind being predictable last time and I still don't mind being predictable now but heck what's up with all the randomness and uncertainty now. Only one thing's certain in what's going on with me at the moment and it's the direction…but everything else is floating around colliding with whatever it comes across with.

"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." ~ David Russell

 

Guster ~ Mona Lisa