Birthday month comes to a close...

October has always proved to be an expensive month. Solely because of birthdays. Now I'm wondering why there are so many people born in October. I mean was there any significance about January? Why were everyone's parents hooking up then...or are we all premature babies because of Valentine's night? Hmmm never really thought too much about it but seems that one out of every 5 new friends I meet or know seems to be an October baby, myself included.

 

Anyways today's my coffee buddy's big day and we're out to get her drunk after a nice dinner. Sigh I'm guessing it's gonna be another long night but tonight should prove pretty fun. 3 tables at Velvet plus the other fellars so that would make it 5. Suef's gonna be flamable by the time it hits 12 and I'll be toasting to a hermit-like November month. It's time to get down to some serious work again...

 

"You don't slow down because you get old; you get old because you slow down." ~ Unknown

 

Ludacris ~ Move Bitch

Pitter Patter

Rainy season is back and it's so gloomy. I wake up and it's all wet outside, dark and gloomy. I leave office and it's the same. Hmmm in a sorta strange way it feels like I'm back in London again...minus the human diversity, old buildings and black cabs. Still feels like god's taking a leak on ya every now and then tho lol...

"There is no such thing as an insignificant enemy." ~ French proverb

 

Coldplay ~ Shiver

Less Muscle Usage = Good

This one just cracks me up...



"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." ~ Tom Clancy

Duncan Sheik ~ Barely Breathing

Purgatory is but a step away...

A list of thing’s I have noticed over the past 3 months:

 

1. I’m a closet menthol smoker. I supposedly only smoke lights but whenever I have the chance (which equates to me not dishing out cash for unless forced to) I will smoke menthols instead. That’s fine with me…
2. That the girls prancing around the office lobby in tight red dresses after 6pm are actually Marlboro ciggie girls working at Philip Morris. Well eye candy is always appreciated I guess...
3. The loud dance music that I hear in the office lobby after 6pm is not coming from some secret club on some obscure floor where I don’t have access to and where those girls in red are going to/coming from but rather is from the aunties all at their exercise classes at Philip Wain. Bummer...
4. The chak-fan guy in the van outside my building at lunch time is actually a vegetarian only store and that the char siew I’ve been buying is actually tofu! Damn, I thought it was pretty good char siew too…feel cheated. Want meat...
5. Cynna is so not my scene. Not into house/garage kinda music and the crowd, well I don’t know but it aint someplace I’m comfortable at. Never really liked heritage row anyway…
6. Yoong Yue has tonnes of hot friends. Yoong Yue is officially my new best friend lol…oh plus he hardly drinks and can drive us all back safely anytime of the day.
7. I can understand now why people wanna modify their cars into obscenely gross moving things on the road cause I drive a proper Jap car now. I wanna be a dumbass “racer” boy with loud boom boom speakers and stupid bodykits…lol well okie it was just a 5 minute notion I won’t entertain…maybe *shrug*
8. You can actually see the curvature of boobies in a female chest x-ray. Lol WHAT? It’s not like I see a female chest x-ray everyday yeah! :P *shall not mention names*
9. Going to Alexis every Sunday for brunch/tea is becoming an expensive habit to maintain and my bank account is suffering...
   
   Which brings me to my last finding...
   
10. I am increasingly becoming more random than ever and it's starting to worry me. I didn't mind being predictable last time and I still don't mind being predictable now but heck what's up with all the randomness and uncertainty now. Only one thing's certain in what's going on with me at the moment and it's the direction…but everything else is floating around colliding with whatever it comes across with.

"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." ~ David Russell

 

Guster ~ Mona Lisa

Are you an owl or a lark?

Dear All,

 

I say screw the larks. Early bird gets the worm? My god seriously lil chirpy birds in the morning are about the first thing to induce ppl to bring out their shotguns and declare open season on their feathered asses. Okie fine, I'm being a cranky munky at the moment. It's 12am and I just woke up. Monday morning in the office is going to be testing alright *mutter*. Sigh... note to self: Try not to sleep so early even though you're pooped.

 

Anyways, I've come to the conclusion that I'm increasingly becoming temperamental and random thought processes seem to be a norm now. Like for one I have damn teriyaki boys blaring fast and furious (which i personally feel is one of the reasons why white people think we asian ppl are weird...) instead of chilling out to something from john mayer or dmb. Makes me wanna spend all my savings and go crazy on my civic...get a new bodykit, undercarriage neon lights, 17" alloy sport rims with bling bling spinners....heck let's even get hydraulics and pimp it a lil *bounce bounce*. On a side note: Mother nature is sick and sadistic...it's like guaranteed to rain a couple hours after you've just washed and waxed your car *shakes fist* Man and the malaysian govt goes on and on bout how cloud seeding isn't really helping the haze situation that much and torrential rain is required. Dudes, just go wash all the cars everyday. Mother nature will do the rest...

 

Sigh alrights I should sign off and do something productive cause my mind's starting to stray and I'm contemplating suicide by blueberry cheesecake...

 

Regards,

Chuggles the random chuggler.

 

"I perform under pleasure, not under pressure" ~ Jamie M lol (sorry couldn't resist dear *wink*...)

 

Teriyaki Boys ~ Fast & Furiiiiiiouuuuuuoooooo

Justin Goes for Korean BBQ with Friends, Hilarity Ensues...

*Note* All names have been EMPHASIZED to ensure humiliation is properly accorded. You may hold me liable for this post if you are so affected (namely you D lol) but to be honest, this is some classic stuff... =P

 

Doreen: I can’t remember when was the last time I had Korean. Must have been ages ago.

 

Seng: Just stick with the fried beef. Its safe.

 

Waiter: Reeeddi order alreeeeddi?

 

Justin: You guys go ahead. I’ll eat anything.

 

Doreen: We’re having the bbq thingie aren’t we?

 

Seng: Urm it IS a barbeque place…would make some kinda sense to have something of the sort…

 

Doreen: *shoots death stares at soon to be ex-boyfriend* Alrights, fried beef…Urm can we have the bukake?

 

Waiter: *looks confused* *wants to say something* Urm…bulgogi issit?

 

Justin and Seng: *too busy laughing and tearing up*

 

Doreen: What????

 

I’ll leave the rest of the story for fear of my own safety and out of sheer pity. But for those of ya who don’t know what bukake is….click here. And for clarification, when I say I’d eat anything….I was wrong. I’d stay faaaaaaaar away from that.

 

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." ~ Franklin P. Jones

 

Paula Cole ~ I Don't Wanna Wait

12 hrs later and still failling a breath test...

Few lessons to take note of in 364 days time:

1. When Shin Ee asks you to sit down and if you're alright, she's not genuinely concerned. She's just trying to get you cornered so she can down whisky with you too.
2. When an old friend from London says "Hey it's your birthday! I'm gonna buy you a drink! Whaddya want?", never reply with "Be a friend and get me a coke." Results in double shots of flaming sambucas instead.
3. When an old friend from London says "Hey it's your birthday! I'm gonna buy you a drink! Whaddya want?", never ever reply with "MAHAI I just had fucking sambuca shots with Min Yow lar bitch!". Results in tequila shots instead.
4. Must cut down from jumping from one table to another table to another table in attempt to run away from previous tables cause in the end...all tables are out to do the same to you. Cept Razlan's and Yoong Yue's...phew...
5. Saying that you are out of cash to buy more bottles isn't a good enough excuse (which is true regardless of any ocassion but my mind wasn't running on all cylinders by 2am) to avoid drinking when there are no more alkie on the table. People just love plastic...but they love getting birthday boys plastered even more...
6. Running out of the club to chill with fine ladies who are genuinely looking after you only works for 30 minutes before the rest of the crew figure it out that you're not within 2 feet of something consumable which is combustible/flammable...(either through oral or nasal tracks depending on how the idiot pours it down on you)

but most importantly..you realise beyond all the haze and smoke and loud music, that each birthday's never the same. The people who are there, the places, the time, the significance. Each one is as different as snowflakes are. You take a lil part of it with you and you lock it up in a neat lil box in your head and you move on with your life, hardly ever thinking about it till friend's converse bout old times or when it's time for next year's celebration.

This year's was definitely a vastly different one...on prolly very much more serious levels. But it kinda puts everything into perspective. Or rather it kinda gives direction. At least I know where to go from here...

*Edit Note* Thank god there was only a single camera around and in the hands of a non camera whore...

"Experience is what we get when we do not get what we want." ~ Enio Carvalho

Michael Buble ~ I Wanna Go Home

A year ago...

About a year ago and as usual, at Alexis...











No big fanfare or drunken escapades on the 22nd...let's see what happens tonight instead lol.

22nd year of this boy's life was pretty eventful lots of new experiences, some amazing, some completely off the rails and some you'd rather forget. Wonder how the 23rd years gonna turn out like...hmmm....

"I wake up and I piss excellence!" ~ Ricky from Talladega Nights

Justin Timberlake ~ Sexy Back