Freak Storms Hit KL

Okie global warming is definitely screwing around the weather systems. Mother nature's got a stick the size of the Petronas Twin Towers one end on top of each other stuck up her tush. I woke up this glorious Saturday morning on the 22nd of July all chirpy and all and she just decided to fuck with me today.

 

So here's what happened. I got all dressed and ready to go catch a movie but as I was having a smoke on my balcony I notice black clouds and freaky lightning streaking across the horizon and it's like some scene from one of those Hollywood disaster movies. I shit you not but that storm front just crossed over the hills in Taman Tun and what not and was moving straight passed my condo. Lucky thing had enough sense to close all the windows and what not but heck man wind was howling like mad and rain water was even being forced in through the window cracks and not.

 

Trees were being uprooted and there was even a point where it was like a curtain of pure water slamming into my window. I had bloody plastic bags and some fat ladies grandma undies smacked against my window and I was like gee, maybe the world is really coming to an end. An entire window pane from the block next door's lift area got ripped off its hinges (it was on the 9th floor I think) and a branch was sent through a window in the lift area on the 5th floor (my floor) smashing glass all over the place. 3 trees were brought down: 1 in front of the guardhouse and the condo's exit/entrace, another just a few metres away and one right in front of the driveway of the carpark. No one could get in or out of the place.

 

I have never seen any shit like this. My entire kitchen and balcony area was flooded, debris all over the place and thank god I cleared my cat's litter box just this morning or I would have had cat poo all over the place as well. Spent the whole frigging afternoon cleaning the place up and washing the cars which were all covered in leaves and mud.

 

So here's a lesson, don't fuck with mother nature. She can be pretty bitchy at times...

 

"And I looked and I beheld a pale horse, and the name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him" ~ Book of Revelations

 

OST ~ Armageddon