The League of Dysfunctional Bitches/Bastards (TLDBs)

In lieu with the whole comic book based movies, I present The League of Dysfunctional Bitches/Bastards to commemorate mths/yrs of endless training in pursuit of perfection within our own individual arts...

 

HONORARY MEMBERS::

 

Sue Fern ~ Substance Abuse Bitch

Panadol is the world's greatest creation

 

Caryn ~ Alkie Party Bitch

What's a party without drinks, smokes and Caryn?

 

Yvonne ~ Vain Shopaholic Bitch

I'm so faaaaaaaaat........ooooohhhh Prada!

 

Barry ~ Fat Horny Bastard

*Struts around in a fireman's costume* There's a fire in my pants to put out!

 

Chris ~ Overexcited Think He's So Cute Wanna Get Everybody Drunk Bastard

Drink! Drink! Dwwwwinnnk!

 

Dominic ~ I'm Too Busy For Anyone Except Vain Shopaholic Bitch - Bastard (used to be Buff Boy)

SiMiSai!

 

Justin ~ Caffeinated Aggro Bastard

Where the fuck is my Americano?

 

To the rest of the Londoners who have yet to join the LEAGUE OF DYSFUNCTIONAL BITCHES/BASTARDS. We are currently recruiting. To those who have yet to be named, we couldn't come up with a Dysfunctional name best suited for thee (ie Su Lyn, Brenda, Lyn, etc etc) Maybe you guys aren't dysfunctional enough I guess lol.

 

Kudos to Substance Abuse Bitch for creative input under the influence of painkillers and caffeine.

 

"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat." ~ Anonymous

 

Aerosmith ~ Spiderman